After Sex Comments by Sun Signs – #FunnyAstrology

Sex is a part of one’s healthy everyday life. And while we have already discussed the “serious” side of sexual astrology, let’s look into it from another angle – the funny one.

After Sex Comments by Sun Signs - #FunnyAstrology

One’s sex drive can be quickly seen in his or her natal chart. Simply by looking at Mars and Venus, we can make a conclusion on how one approaches sex, intimacy, etc. But this time, let’s leave the serious side of astrology aside. And see how each astrology sign (Sun sign implied) would react after sex.

  • Aries: “Okay, let’s do it again!
  • Taurus: “I’m hungry–pass the pizza.
  • Gemini: “Have you seen the remote?
  • Cancer: “When are we getting married?
  • Leo: “Wasn’t I fantastic?
  • Virgo: “I need to wash the sheets.
  • Libra: “I liked it if you liked it.
  • Scorpio: “Perhaps I should untie you.
  • Sagittarius: “Don’t call me… I’ll call you.
  • Capricorn: “Do you have a business card?
  • Aquarius: “Now let’s try it with our clothes off!
  • Pisces: “What did you say your name was again?

P.S. I found this article about a year and a half ago somewhere on the internet. I am sure many of you as well, but I posted it anyway. You know, for fun. 😉

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